I'm not crazy, just eccentric
And he who seeks only pearls, setting aside
shell after shell, that man shall come to
the Creator, to the Master, with empty hands—
and he will find that he is dead and dumb
in heaven…
The Tragedy of Mr. Morn, Vladimir Nabokov (via linguistry)
the-one-adrian:

lolsofunny:

thefunnygentleman:

thefrogman:
A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.
I think he should really stop smoking. Those things’ll kill ya. 
[video]

….

This is probably Russia

the-one-adrian:

lolsofunny:

thefunnygentleman:

thefrogman:

A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.

I think he should really stop smoking. Those things’ll kill ya. 

[video]

….

This is probably Russia

Our worst enemies here are not the ignorant and the simple, however cruel; our worst enemies are the intelligent and corrupt.

Graham Greene, in The Human Factor (1978)

He who smelt it felt it. ~ Wilde 18th century
the-one-adrian:

alittleveggies:

that fucking smile tho’ he’s like “perfect”
“mother must be seeing this”

XD

the-one-adrian:

alittleveggies:

that fucking smile tho’ he’s like “perfect”

“mother must be seeing this”

XD

bb-bella:

imbroad:

ingridpopphoto:

instant light, smug magazine #1.

love this

  • one of the best moments of any day :)

faynity:

LOL

emywanza:

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat??!

emywanza:

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat??!